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Shiny 2011-12-08

T-rez is short for Torris


Martina 2011-12-05

“Then again, the panda thing fits you too: you seem cute and cuddly, but once you’re in the water you’re actually vicious and violent” – when explaining to Thor why he is a panda.


Clyde/DuckDuck 2011-11-11

When making a right-handed glove: ”Oh no, I am left handed”


Thor (merch rep) 2011-10-30

“To quote Gills: ‘I have fixed the website’”


Erdi (captain) 2011-03-16

“I will teach you all how to make people bleed with your pushers.”


Erdi (to Furness) 2011-03-16

“I miss you licking the back of my neck.”


Hutch 2011-03-07

“It’s a convertible minibus.”


Erdi 2011-03-06

“And somehow, I don’t know how, I managed to get my hand between his legs.”


Erdi 2011-03-06

“It was her fault, she should have given me the puck.”


Furness 2011-03-06

“Unless hutch has a two foot erection.”


Erdi (Captain) 2010-11-28

“There’s no such thing as a bad captain. Just bad students.”


Face 2010-11-28

“If you leave me in charge of sessions. Things will happen.”


Gills 2010-05-18

“I fixed the website!”


Vin (to Pringles) 2010-03-17

“You’re like a Dyslexic Mouse”


Bambi 2010-03-13

“Can you feel it if I poke you?”


Furness 2010-02-06

“I want to get a touch phone, just so I can touch it”


Maddie 2009-12-12

“I kicked him in the face and made him bleed”


Jodie 2009-10-10

“Is that a door? How does it work!?”


Hutch 2009-06-03

“I broke Dusk”


The Craw 2009-05-18

“Help I’m stuck in my hat”


‘Vice pres’ Howes 2009-01-29

“Octopush is a great sport, i’ve played it once or twice”


Bambi 2009-01-26

“I’m normal… Honest”


Tables 2009-01-26

 ”Walls are sober, even when I’m sexy”

Furness 2009-01-26

“Walls are sexy, even when I’m sober”