“In New Zealand we have a saying: ‘If you can’t win the competition, win the function’” – when explaining how the rest of British university octopush sees the York teams participation at Nationals.
March 13, 2012 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Durham, Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
T-rez is short for Torris
December 8, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Then again, the panda thing fits you too: you seem cute and cuddly, but once you’re in the water you’re actually vicious and violent” – when explaining to Thor why he is a panda.
December 5, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
When making a right-handed glove: ”Oh no, I am left handed”
November 19, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“To quote Gills: ‘I have fixed the website’”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“I will teach you all how to make people bleed with your pushers.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“I miss you licking the back of my neck.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“It’s a convertible minibus.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“And somehow, I don’t know how, I managed to get my hand between his legs.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“It was her fault, she should have given me the puck.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Unless hutch has a two foot erection.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“There’s no such thing as a bad captain. Just bad students.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“If you leave me in charge of sessions. Things will happen.”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“You’re like a Dyslexic Mouse”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Can you feel it if I poke you?”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“I want to get a touch phone, just so I can touch it”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“I kicked him in the face and made him bleed”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Is that a door? How does it work!?”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Help I’m stuck in my hat”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
“Octopush is a great sport, i’ve played it once or twice”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
”Walls are sober, even when I’m sexy”
October 29, 2011 | Categories: Quotes board | Tags: Octopush, Underwater Hockey, University of York | Leave A Comment »
