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2008-12-09

ONE League at Waterworld

Team A 7 v 12 Durham

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2008-11-25

ONE League at Jesmond – 18:30

Jesmond 5 v 10 Team A

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2008-11-24

ONE League at Byker – 20:00

Byker 17 v 2 Team B

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2008-03-09

ONE League at Bootham Pool

Team B 6 v 11 Durham University

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Thor (merch rep) 2011-10-30

“To quote Gills: ‘I have fixed the website’”

Erdi (captain) 2011-03-16

“I will teach you all how to make people bleed with your pushers.”

Erdi (to Furness) 2011-03-16

“I miss you licking the back of my neck.”

Hutch 2011-03-07

“It’s a convertible minibus.”

Erdi 2011-03-06

“And somehow, I don’t know how, I managed to get my hand between his legs.”

Erdi 2011-03-06

“It was her fault, she should have given me the puck.”

Furness 2011-03-06

“Unless hutch has a two foot erection.”

Erdi (Captain) 2010-11-28

“There’s no such thing as a bad captain. Just bad students.”

Face 2010-11-28

“If you leave me in charge of sessions. Things will happen.”

Gills 2010-05-18

“I fixed the website!”

Vin (to Pringles) 2010-03-17

“You’re like a Dyslexic Mouse”

Bambi 2010-03-13

“Can you feel it if I poke you?”

Furness 2010-02-06

“I want to get a touch phone, just so I can touch it”

Maddie 2009-12-12

“I kicked him in the face and made him bleed”

Jodie 2009-10-10

“Is that a door? How does it work!?”

Hutch 2009-06-03

“I broke Dusk”

The Craw 2009-05-18

“Help I’m stuck in my hat”

‘Vice pres’ Howes 2009-01-29

“Octopush is a great sport, i’ve played it once or twice”

Bambi 2009-01-26

“I’m normal… Honest”

Tables 2009-01-26

 ”Walls are sober, even when I’m sexy”

Furness 2009-01-26

“Walls are sexy, even when I’m sober”